ferniecommaalex:

The guy who started the “Deport Piers Morgan” petition went on Piers Morgan. And then proceeded to behave like a complete lunatic. He sounds EXACTLY like James Adomian’s Gary Busey impression.

I would say he sounds more like James Adomians Jesse “The Body” Ventura, but that’s just me. Still I want to cry and laugh and cry and laugh and mostly cry.

sitko:

Radiohead - High and Dry

This song destroys me. Let’s have a listen, shall we?

This song actually pumps me up. 

Agent Dana Scully : In need of a good home or foster parent(s). She is house trained and spayed. She loves long walks on the beach and investigating X Files. Message me if interested.

Agent Dana Scully : In need of a good home or foster parent(s). She is house trained and spayed. She loves long walks on the beach and investigating X Files. Message me if interested.

"This had been the third time my phone had auto-corrected the word “love” to “live”. I took that to mean something. I’m also high on codeine, so who knows."

— Me.  The opening to my novel Love In The Time of iPhones and Head Colds.

sitko:

thewordhole:

ferniecommaalex:

Here’s a short documentary about UCB, long form improv and harolds! A lot of funny people including Matt Walsh, Paul Scheer, Ellie Kemper, Jason Mantzoukas, Kay Cannon, Neil Campbell, Alex Berg, Nick Mandernach, Deborah Tarica, Hal Rudnick, Marisa Pinson and more are interviewed. And I pop up in it too!

A BUNCH OF MY FRENZ ARE IN THIS

Be about it!

I am often told that I have a real “bitch face”. Or that I always look angry or upset. My favorite thus far as been “stern”. 
The interesting part is that since I’ve gone from being blond to brunette, I haven’t once heard that. Interesting, isn’t it? I guess the point I’m trying to make is BLONDES DON’T HAVE TO FUCKING SMILE AT YOU, YOU DIPSHITS.  Now, on with my day of really bitching it up with the facial expressions. 

I am often told that I have a real “bitch face”. Or that I always look angry or upset. My favorite thus far as been “stern”. 

The interesting part is that since I’ve gone from being blond to brunette, I haven’t once heard that. Interesting, isn’t it? I guess the point I’m trying to make is BLONDES DON’T HAVE TO FUCKING SMILE AT YOU, YOU DIPSHITS.  Now, on with my day of really bitching it up with the facial expressions. 

You Don’t Own Me - PSA  

This video is pretty great.  Please register to Vote today if you haven’t. It’s the last day for Californians to register. 

thepathealy:

edasalazar:

Wow Binder!
listgenerator:

maxhell:

‘One Binder Full Of Women To Rule Them All…’

Wow Andy!

Can’t believe I’m reblogging a LOTR meme but this is hilarious.

thepathealy:

edasalazar:

Wow Binder!

listgenerator:

maxhell:

‘One Binder Full Of Women To Rule Them All…’

Wow Andy!

Can’t believe I’m reblogging a LOTR meme but this is hilarious.

My sincere apologies for this. I couldn’t help myself, I hope you can all go on living after this and try not to barf everywhere!

rillawafers:

joemande:

ALL OF THE LIGHTS WHITES

paulscheer:

ROMNEY RAP! 

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? WOOF

Ugh, White People Are The Worst!! Thumbs Down.

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