December 2010
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Dec 31st
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Sometimes when I buy really expensive things for cheap on ebay, I just assume they are stolen. Then after I’ve made up this whole story about the scared illegal immigrant that stole them to make a quick $10-$20, just too feed her babies. And if she get’s caught it’s no big deal, because they just took back the items, and send her away with a court date that she’ll never...
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dear LA Palm Trees,
Fuck you for putting huge dents in my car that my insurance and the city won’t fix because it’s considered ‘an act of god’. I guess I could blame the intense wind too, but I don’t want too. I’m glad you’re all dying of some weird tree disease! -Codi
Dec 30th
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Have you ever opened your front door and had a large to medium size frog hiding near it, that got caught underneath it, rolled and squished, loosing it’s front leg only to lay there barely breathing as you realized what you just did? “WHY WERE YOU THERE FROG?!” you say, as you push it into the pile of soaked dead leaves? Yeah, me either.
Dec 22nd
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beagledetention asked: What's the deal with Web Soup? Is it ever coming back? Have I seen the last of the Watermelon Heads on TV?
Dec 21st
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Don’t worry, only 2 Christmas cookies were harmed in the making of this video. Oh, and my feelings. Don’t worry, they’re just ‘actor feelings’ so they don’t count. davidchristenson: Diet Coke 1989 Christmas Commercial Outtakes Directed by: Justin Donaldson Written by: Evan Susser, Jack Allison, and Justin Donaldson Edited by: Justin Donaldson Starring: Ryan...
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The Hamblogger →
Finally! A blog I can really take a bite out of! (I’m sorry)
Dec 9th
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Santa just told Kathy Lee and Hoda they’ve been naughty this year. Are you kidding me right now Santa? GET REAL!
Dec 9th
Dec 9th
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hamblogger.com was NOT what I thought is was going...
Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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Matthew McConaughey is dead....and it's all my... →
click the link dummy!
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Dec 2nd
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All my electronics are acting really wonky today. I’m just going to go ahead and assume I’ve gained some sort of magnetic and/ or electric super power, and I’m slowly discovering it through minor irritations and missed phone calls.
Dec 1st