February 2010
83 posts
I JUST MET THOM YORKE!!!
i could die!!!
January 2010
112 posts
Things I hate, that dudes love, that they hate...
First- The film Magnolia….is like, whatever bro.
Second- Vincent Gallo is crap
Third- American Psycho. (Less Than Zero is far superior, book and film)
kisses!
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“Oh, so you’re a Chubby Chaser now?”
– My Mom
On me stating that I’m still attracted to Luke Wilson.
“The worst thing that being an artist could do to you would be that it would make...”
– J.D. Salinger
Thanks for the angst!
I've never had a day in my life when I've thought,...
click here for live puppies and the weirdest puppy... →
WatchSORRY CASTING DIRECTORS FOR THAT SILVERLAKE HIPSTER REALITY SHOW.
BRYAN SAFI BEAT YOU TO IT, LIKE A YEAR AGO.
Enjoy!
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Cafe de Venezuela
When I was younger, much younger then I am now, I fell in love. It happened on a short holiday in Venezuela. He was a coffee man. I called him that because he sold coffee beans at a rural market just south of Punto Fijo. We locked eyes across a large stand of plantains. He had dark eyes and rough hands, hands I would grow to love, and eventually miss. But is was his dark good looks and skin that...
An Open Letter to all Men Age 50 and Up
Just because you are over the age of 50 does not give you the right to be rude. You are not entitled to anything more in this world just because you are an old ass man. There are rules, and there are reasons things work the way they do. You are NOT allowed to bipass those rules because you ‘don’t feel like doing it’.
I’m sorry if there’s some switch that gets hit,...
I tend to have conversations with my Intern (yes, I have an intern…..I mean, not MY OWN personal intern…..whatever, get over it), anyways, we have conversations that end with him laughing at how sad my life is. Here’s an example:
(this starts mid convo….names have been changed or left out to protect the innocent)
ME- I think I only have a crush on him, because one time he...
“I think the deeper reason people are so inflamed by this petty war is that Conan...”
– Michael Ian Black (via soupsoup) (via ohmygoodness)
*if there was anyone I love more then Conan, it’s Michael Ian Black. Nail. On. Head.
This song title describes me, but Dave completes...
“Please don’t be cynical. I hate cynicism — it’s my least favorite quality and it...”
– Conan “Coco” O’Brien (via sussybuckets)
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MercyCat →
The UCB Theatre is doing its part to help the victims of the devastating earthquake that struck Haiti on January 12th, 2010 with a special fundraising edition of ASSSSCAT.
Every dollar raised at this show will go directly to Mercy Corps and will be used to help those in Haiti affected by the destruction.
I’m not sure who will be performing or who the monologist will be, but does it...
Quentin Tarantino Reference Manual →
Tim nailed it.
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Because Americans are more important then anyone... →
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lunch time spectacular!
Yeah, I may have just fettuccine on top of left over veggie lasagna. Whateeeeevvvssssss.
Yes.
nedhepburn:
Tears For Fears “Everybody...
FYI
KCET and Discovery channel are both playing Bear documentaries right now!
Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus →
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?!!!!!!!!!!!
szzzzlaga:
I am so mad at EVERYONE right now for not telling me this existed.
WatchMust-stache
So, I wrote this about a year ago. I just got to show it yesterday in front of some Comedy Central people. I really don’t know why, or like what will happen. Regardless, I’m really proud of this. Scott Rodgers plays the main character Glenn, and Jason Axxin shot it and edited it. I’m really proud of this, and it still makes me laugh. Scott and Jason are both...
