Miley Cyrus is that awkward theatre arts girl with too much confidence you knew in college who recently got fingered for the first time after smoking a little bit of weed and now she “can’t be stopped”. We will have to deal with this for 2-3 more years before she get’s pregnant has a “ren fair” type wedding (In this case probably a “hip hop” themed “twerk” wedding.) and gives up on her dream. Then we can all go on to be the assholes we love to be.
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“This had been the third time my phone had auto-corrected the word “love” to “live”. I took that to mean something. I’m also high on codeine, so who knows.”—Me. The opening to my novel Love In The Time of iPhones and Head Colds.
A LOT of stuff has already been said about Todd Akin. No disrespect, but he is a remarkably stupid old man who wouldn’t know a vagina if it walked up and bit him in the ass and then said “Hey, genius, I’m a vagina.”
But in the past 24 hours, the coverage of the story seems to really have…