January 2013
4 posts
The Importance of Being Earnest: What Not To Put... →
timneenan:
PREREQUISITES Students must have an active account on any social media or blog website that allows user-generated text posts, “statuses,” etc. and/or a working knowledge of HTML for the purposes of blogging (latter not required).
SCHEDULED Mondays 3-6pm
START DATE Mon January 21, 2013,…
I SUPPORT THIS WHOLE HEARTEDLY!
Help Me Destroy the Soul Of An Australian Man
He’s been “prank” (I use the term loosely in his case) calling me all night. He made the mistake of not blocking his number once. If you feel like skyping or using google phone to prank him back PLEASE DO SO!
Here’s the assholes # 6140-466-7812
December 2012
2 posts
November 2012
2 posts
“This had been the third time my phone had auto-corrected the word...”
– Me. The opening to my novel Love In The Time of iPhones and Head Colds.
October 2012
6 posts
Brad Vs. Lana →
My sincere apologies for this. I couldn’t help myself, I hope you can all go on living after this and try not to barf everywhere!
August 2012
5 posts
This. Now.: One More Thing About The Todd Akin... →
ferniecommaalex:
A LOT of stuff has already been said about Todd Akin. No disrespect, but he is a remarkably stupid old man who wouldn’t know a vagina if it walked up and bit him in the ass and then said “Hey, genius, I’m a vagina.”
But in the past 24 hours, the coverage of the story seems to really have…
I call the following overheard conversation, And Then My Brain Exploded
Girl #1 - I’m directing a short film right now, so yeah…
Girl #2 - What’s it about?
Girl #1 - Well, it’s about two people. One has a big crush, and the other is……..the crushee.
Girl #2 - Wow.
Girl #1 - Yeah, it’s very experimental. There’s also this man in the street...
July 2012
5 posts
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5 pages into Tumblr, and I've only seen 3...
June 2012
9 posts
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This Shit Cray.....yeah I just wrote this. Sorry.
WOWZA! What a morning for stupid shit!
Looks like Lady Gaga’s, Judas finally fought back by knocking her right on her noggin! Can’t say you weren’t warned. His name is JUDAS after all, Gaga.
My I suggest a safety helmet of sorts. Fiona Apple is sporting one these days. Very fashion forward even for Madame Ga.
The soft, gooey membrane of the squid absorbs more impact than a...
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May 2012
13 posts
Cake.
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Just another reason to not get married! Thanks... →
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WatchHere’s another fun short I forgot to reblog. This says’ it’s for my character Amy, but, we all know the truth.
grlcrzy:
This week’s short: “Amy”
We’re happy to release the first of not one, but two Girl Crazy shorts this week!
This one features the fantastic Codi Fischer, few friends from the Jurassic period, and one killer hangover.
Look out for another short on Friday...
Quick, somebody photoshop Bobby Hill on that wall...
April 2012
7 posts
Go Here! →
Everyone! Stop talking about Girls for a minute. David Lynch has his own signature coffee. It’s a medium roast, with light notes of mysterious goodness!
Erin Gibson: Pretty Funny (Minus the Funny) →
gibblertron:
I don’t understand a lot of things. I don’t understand why my neighbor is pursuing a career as a 1990’s electronic music artist. I don’t understand why the ice cream shop near my house considers two scoops of ice cream one scoop. And I don’t understand how women, educated journalists, can be so…
