January 2013
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The Importance of Being Earnest: What Not To Put... →
timneenan: PREREQUISITES Students must have an active account on any social media or blog website that allows user-generated text posts, “statuses,” etc. and/or a working knowledge of HTML for the purposes of blogging (latter not required). SCHEDULED Mondays 3-6pm START DATE Mon January 21, 2013,… I SUPPORT THIS WHOLE HEARTEDLY! 
Jan 17th
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Help Me Destroy the Soul Of An Australian Man
He’s been “prank” (I use the term loosely in his case) calling me all night. He made the mistake of not blocking his number once. If you feel like skyping or using google phone to prank him back PLEASE DO SO!  Here’s the assholes # 6140-466-7812
Jan 16th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 8th
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December 2012
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Dec 7th
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Dec 6th
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November 2012
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“This had been the third time my phone had auto-corrected the word...”
– Me.  The opening to my novel Love In The Time of iPhones and Head Colds.
Nov 25th
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Nov 22nd
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October 2012
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Oct 25th
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Oct 22nd
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Oct 17th
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Brad Vs. Lana →
My sincere apologies for this. I couldn’t help myself, I hope you can all go on living after this and try not to barf everywhere!
Oct 16th
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Oct 8th
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Oct 8th
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August 2012
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Aug 25th
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This. Now.: One More Thing About The Todd Akin... →
ferniecommaalex: A LOT of stuff has already been said about Todd Akin. No disrespect, but he is a remarkably stupid old man who wouldn’t know a vagina if it walked up and bit him in the ass and then said “Hey, genius, I’m a vagina.” But in the past 24 hours, the coverage of the story seems to really have…
Aug 22nd
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Aug 22nd
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I call the following overheard conversation, And Then My Brain Exploded Girl #1 -  I’m directing a short film right now, so yeah… Girl #2 - What’s it about? Girl #1 - Well, it’s about two people. One has a big crush, and the other is……..the crushee. Girl #2 - Wow. Girl #1 - Yeah, it’s very experimental. There’s also this man in the street...
Aug 2nd
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Aug 1st
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July 2012
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Jul 17th
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5 pages into Tumblr, and I've only seen 3...
Jul 16th
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Jul 9th
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Jul 4th
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June 2012
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Jun 22nd
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Jun 20th
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Jun 20th
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Jun 19th
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Jun 12th
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This Shit Cray.....yeah I just wrote this. Sorry.
WOWZA! What a morning for stupid shit!   Looks like Lady Gaga’s, Judas finally fought back by knocking her right on her noggin! Can’t say you weren’t warned. His name is JUDAS after all, Gaga. My I suggest a safety helmet of sorts. Fiona Apple is sporting one these days. Very fashion forward even for Madame Ga.  The soft, gooey membrane of the squid absorbs more impact than a...
Jun 11th
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Jun 8th
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Jun 7th
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Jun 2nd
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May 2012
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Cake.
Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake!...
May 27th
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May 26th
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Just another reason to not get married! Thanks... →
May 25th
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May 21st
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May 20th
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May 13th
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WatchWatch
Here’s another fun short I forgot to reblog. This says’ it’s for my character Amy, but, we all know the truth. grlcrzy: This week’s short: “Amy” We’re happy to release the first of not one, but two Girl Crazy shorts this week! This one features the fantastic Codi Fischer, few friends from the Jurassic period, and one killer hangover.  Look out for another short on Friday...
May 12th
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May 11th
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May 9th
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May 4th
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ListenQuick, somebody photoshop Bobby Hill on that wall...
May 3rd
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May 3rd
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May 1st
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April 2012
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Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
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Go Here! →
Everyone! Stop talking about Girls for a minute. David Lynch has his own signature coffee. It’s a medium roast, with light notes of mysterious goodness!
Apr 20th
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Erin Gibson: Pretty Funny (Minus the Funny) →
gibblertron: I don’t understand a lot of things. I don’t understand why my neighbor is pursuing a career as a 1990’s electronic music artist. I don’t understand why the ice cream shop near my house considers two scoops of ice cream one scoop. And I don’t understand how women, educated journalists, can be so…
Apr 20th
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