January 2012
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If I could have my hair like that everyday, I fucking would. Note that shit in your head.
Also, I’m going to go on record and say Blood Pressures was my favorite album of 2011.
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The Kills -The Last Goodbye - Dir. Samantha Morton
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December 2011
12 posts
2011: FUCK IT
2012: BRING IT
But seriously, I met some really amazing people this year, and I can’t wait to know them all of 2012. I would say the rest of my life, but we all know we’re dead in a year anyways. Let’s really live 2012 like it’s our last. Oh, and I’m buying a gun this year.
PROCATINATOR! →
Jonah Ray sent me this link earlier. It’s changed my life.
Why I have a terrible sense of style and...
I think it has to do with being a teenager in the late 90’s. You see, if you were born in the 90’s, I don’t think you understand what a revolution boot cut jeans were. Yes, BOOT CUT JEANS. GASP! I know. Then when they became Low Waist or Rise, DAAAAAAAMN! Life was great!
You know what shoes were cool? Etenies, DC’s, and many other overly priced skateboard shoes. And yes, I...
SLACK LUST. VOL 10. the spirit of giving: BODY... →
I wrote this! Words! Check it out!
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NOSE “If you’re nose turns out like your father’s, you’re going to have to get a nose job.” I was eleven years old, sitting at the dinner table with my family, and with those exact words my mother sent me on a downward spiral of self-hatred. A nose job, what the heck is that?! Why…
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Watch Out! This is a movie review!
THE ARTIST
I’m in love with this movie. If I could marry this movie, I would, and I would treat it right, and cook dinner for it every night, unless we were both feeling restless and wanted to get Thai, then I would drive us there and pay. Then we’d go home and I’d cuddle the fuck out of this movie.
Get off your ass and go see this movie. NOW!
November 2011
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American Horror Story. YOU GUYS! AMERICAN HORROR STORY!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUCK!!
GHOSTS! FUCKING/GRATUITOUS MASTURBATION! MURDER! JESSICA FUCKING LANG!! BEST SHOW EVER?!!!!
More to come on this topic, but fer reals, anyone want to talk about it?!!!
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I’ll admit it, I’m obsessed with the whole Kim Kardashian divorce drama, but the fact that she made 17.9 million just to get married to someone. Not only that, but the 5 mill just to announce the wedding and so on, and so on.
THAT’S SO MUCH MONEY!!!!! LIKE SO MUCH MONEY YOU GUYS!!!!
So much that it makes me want to throw up thinking about it. So much money, when so many...
October 2011
11 posts
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I found mold in my Brita filter...
I officially don’t trust anything anymore. I mean, I might as well be drinking straight out of the LA River at this point.
This explains the cough and the sort of sick feeling I’ve been having. I hope this scares all of you into checking yours.
TV - ENTERTAINMENT New Crop of Comediennes Combine... →
“Rosie O’Donnell and Janeane Garofalo will be relegated to playing the female versions of Chris Farley.”
WOW! Fox News, you’ve really outdone yourselves this time. Also, it’s nice to know that their only references to female comediennes are Mila Kunis (yup), Anna Ferris, some chick from VH1 and Olivia Munn. Get fucking real.
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On Socks. Yup, those things on your feet.
I am 28 years young and just had the realization that I, Codi Elizabeth Fischer have never bought myself a pack socks. Or any socks for that matter. I don’t know how I have managed to have socks at all. A whole drawer of them in fact. A drawer of ready to be replaced type socks.
How have I lived 28 years and never purchased socks for myself? I guess you could minus the first 16 years where...
September 2011
17 posts
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Conversation you might have with your friend if...
Hey Jennie. Yeah, the new place is alright. They have laundry on premises and there’s a park across the street. The only downside is my neighbor. I don’t know some dude. I’m not sure what his name is. Oh yeah, I’ve asked, like twenty times but he just sort of stares at me. I KNOOOOOW! Like, get it together weirdo. Yeah, you know maybe it is Aspergers or something. The...
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WatchWatch this, and if you feel so inclined, help us finish this up. I feel really lucky that I was asked to be apart of this. Enjoy.
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Behind the Scenes
A look behind the scenes of our first two production weekends. We are in our final week of our Kickstarter campaign. If you have a chance, check it out here. Every $1 counts!
Oral History of UCB Theater! →
This is amazing.
A Letter to my Future Boyfriend.
Dear Future Boyfriend,
I would appreciate it very much if you would please have and drive a motorcycle. Or, if motorbikes aren’t your thing, please build me something with your hands. Preferably book case, or log cabin. No need to do both, motorcycle AND log cabin, but if you are a cool motorcycle dude that can build stuff, you have my eternal love.
Scooters, mopeds and general around the...
WatchIn about 20 years, I’ll probably do the same thing. My dad freaked out and did it, and his dad it, except in the desert. Here I come, mountain home!
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“This Must Be The Place” Short Film
Am I the only Woman Human Being that does NOT find Ryan Gosling attractive? I mean, of course people find him attractive. I sort of get it. Blond hair, blues eyes…blah blah blah. BORING. He looks like my cousin, and much like Scarlett O’Hara, I will NOT fuck my cousin, (or men that look like him).
I’m sorry, but we all gotta start talking about how much sex oozes, yes I said...