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January 17, 2013
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The Importance of Being Earnest: What Not To Put On The Internet 101

timneenan:

PREREQUISITES
Students must have an active account on any social media or blog website that allows user-generated text posts, “statuses,” etc. and/or a working knowledge of HTML for the purposes of blogging (latter not required).

SCHEDULED
Mondays 3-6pm

START DATE
Mon January 21, 2013,…

I SUPPORT THIS WHOLE HEARTEDLY! 

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January 16, 2013
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Help Me Destroy the Soul Of An Australian Man

He’s been “prank” (I use the term loosely in his case) calling me all night. He made the mistake of not blocking his number once. If you feel like skyping or using google phone to prank him back PLEASE DO SO! 

Here’s the assholes # 6140-466-7812

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January 14, 2013
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My friend Curt is killing it with these!

My friend Curt is killing it with these!

(Source: untitledscreenplays)

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January 08, 2013
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ferniecommaalex:

The guy who started the “Deport Piers Morgan” petition went on Piers Morgan. And then proceeded to behave like a complete lunatic. He sounds EXACTLY like James Adomian’s Gary Busey impression.

I would say he sounds more like James Adomians Jesse “The Body” Ventura, but that’s just me. Still I want to cry and laugh and cry and laugh and mostly cry.

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December 07, 2012
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sitko:

Radiohead - High and Dry

This song destroys me. Let’s have a listen, shall we?

This song actually pumps me up. 

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December 05, 2012
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Agent Dana Scully : In need of a good home or foster parent(s). She is house trained and spayed. She loves long walks on the beach and investigating X Files. Message me if interested.

Agent Dana Scully : In need of a good home or foster parent(s). She is house trained and spayed. She loves long walks on the beach and investigating X Files. Message me if interested.

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November 24, 2012
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"This had been the third time my phone had auto-corrected the word “love” to “live”. I took that to mean something. I’m also high on codeine, so who knows."

— Me.  The opening to my novel Love In The Time of iPhones and Head Colds.

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November 22, 2012
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sitko:

thewordhole:

ferniecommaalex:

Here’s a short documentary about UCB, long form improv and harolds! A lot of funny people including Matt Walsh, Paul Scheer, Ellie Kemper, Jason Mantzoukas, Kay Cannon, Neil Campbell, Alex Berg, Nick Mandernach, Deborah Tarica, Hal Rudnick, Marisa Pinson and more are interviewed. And I pop up in it too!

A BUNCH OF MY FRENZ ARE IN THIS

Be about it!

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October 25, 2012
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I am often told that I have a real “bitch face”. Or that I always look angry or upset. My favorite thus far as been “stern”.  The interesting part is that since I’ve gone from being blond to brunette, I haven’t once heard that. Interesting, isn’t it? I guess the point I’m trying to make is BLONDES DON’T HAVE TO FUCKING SMILE AT YOU, YOU DIPSHITS.  Now, on with my day of really bitching it up with the facial expressions. 

I am often told that I have a real “bitch face”. Or that I always look angry or upset. My favorite thus far as been “stern”. 

The interesting part is that since I’ve gone from being blond to brunette, I haven’t once heard that. Interesting, isn’t it? I guess the point I’m trying to make is BLONDES DON’T HAVE TO FUCKING SMILE AT YOU, YOU DIPSHITS.  Now, on with my day of really bitching it up with the facial expressions. 

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October 22, 2012
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You Don’t Own Me - PSA  

This video is pretty great.  Please register to Vote today if you haven’t. It’s the last day for Californians to register.