Miley Cyrus is that awkward theatre arts girl with too much confidence you knew in college who recently got fingered for the first time after smoking a little bit of weed and now she “can’t be stopped”. We will have to deal with this for 2-3 more years before she get’s pregnant has a “ren fair” type wedding (In this case probably a “hip hop” themed “twerk” wedding.) and gives up on her dream. Then we can all go on to be the assholes we love to be.
Hang in there babies.
— Me. The opening to my novel Love In The Time of iPhones and Head Colds.