timneenan:

claspy:

williebhines:

boshtunes:

alanstarzinski:

In honor of Joe Wengert getting a Comedy Central Special here is the greatest sketch that continues to make me laugh

I will always re-blog this video.

Girardi’s Frozen Yogurt 4 Lyfe

The best

Of course.

This is no shit in my top 3 sketches ever.

I just forced a new batch of interns watch this. THIS. IS. EVERYTHING.

Miley Cyrus is that awkward theatre arts girl with too much confidence you knew in college who recently got fingered for the first time after smoking a little bit of weed and now she “can’t be stopped”. We will have to deal with this for 2-3 more years before she get’s pregnant has a “ren fair” type wedding (In this case probably a “hip hop” themed “twerk” wedding.) and gives up on her dream. Then we can all go on to be the assholes we love to be.

 

Hang in there babies.

I mean, as long as it’s strictly platonic.

I mean, as long as it’s strictly platonic.

timneenan:

PREREQUISITES
Students must have an active account on any social media or blog website that allows user-generated text posts, “statuses,” etc. and/or a working knowledge of HTML for the purposes of blogging (latter not required).

SCHEDULED
Mondays 3-6pm

START DATE
Mon January 21, 2013,…

I SUPPORT THIS WHOLE HEARTEDLY! 

My friend Curt is killing it with these!

My friend Curt is killing it with these!

(Source: untitledscreenplays)

ferniecommaalex:

The guy who started the “Deport Piers Morgan” petition went on Piers Morgan. And then proceeded to behave like a complete lunatic. He sounds EXACTLY like James Adomian’s Gary Busey impression.

I would say he sounds more like James Adomians Jesse “The Body” Ventura, but that’s just me. Still I want to cry and laugh and cry and laugh and mostly cry.

sitko:

Radiohead - High and Dry

This song destroys me. Let’s have a listen, shall we?

This song actually pumps me up. 

Agent Dana Scully : In need of a good home or foster parent(s). She is house trained and spayed. She loves long walks on the beach and investigating X Files. Message me if interested.

Agent Dana Scully : In need of a good home or foster parent(s). She is house trained and spayed. She loves long walks on the beach and investigating X Files. Message me if interested.

"This had been the third time my phone had auto-corrected the word “love” to “live”. I took that to mean something. I’m also high on codeine, so who knows."

— Me.  The opening to my novel Love In The Time of iPhones and Head Colds.